^^Back when things in life couldn't have been going any better^^

Alright, I am extremely bitter. Lately everything I've been watching has taken part in Austin. I want to go home, I am bitter and cold. My lips are chapped and it's only October. I have a long way to go before this city warms up. I'd rather eat dog food or jump in Lake Michigan naked than live with the people I do now. Yeah, I'm a hater so what? My name is on the lease and I don't even have a say in anything. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck me. I can't even get a job here. I just want to be in a warm bed and watch Adventureland and listen to Gaslight Anthem or Page France (yes, i know very very different combo).

In other news, I auditioned for this dance group. I thought it was more musical theatrical and it isn't but I think I found my stress reliever. I'm choreographying a dance to "Jump, Jive and Wail", this should actually make me happy. Last night I did jump on stage with some other hunnies at the Vanilla Ice concert. I would have officially been cool if this happened like 10 years ago.